There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
Anonymous said: For this new Jungle Book movie they're making, who do you think Disney should hire to voice Baloo the bear?
I’m trying to find a harmony but
Nothing seems to work,
Nothing seems to fit."
— La Dispute ‘Harder Harmonies’ (2011) (via cadenceinsilence)